Things I wish were real. What reaction button does everyone wish LinkedIn had?

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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This is how I feel!!!

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Nice try Accenture.

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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