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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Thank you to all of the people who gave me money in my life! I paid my bills! I'm a big girl!!!!

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Accenture 1

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It's major cringe 😬

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EY 1

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So basically your mom and stepdad paid for your loans? Good job, sista’!

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Can’t help but be jealous 🥲

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I’d pay my loans off in no time if I had privilege like that.

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I think most of this posts are made by completely obnoxious people that have no sense of what should be shared with close friends and family vs. what you share on social media

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I'm overworked and I miss my family. I know some states are talking about "reopening" but I don't see an end to this.

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works at Piedmont Healthcare

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I am interviewing for a clinical specialist position with Haemonetics. Does anyone have any experience working for them?

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Fellow data 🐟, plz recommend me something to do tomorrow. Existing weekend plans went up in smoke and I'm feeling like trying something new

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works at Accenture

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What band does managing consultant belongs to and what is the pay range

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works at Envestnet, Inc

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Infosys Limited Hi Sharks,How Much Ideal Salary Expectation to ask for as per the Current Market Scale going on For Below Expertise -

YOE - 7 yrs Tech Stack - Core Java, Spring Boot

Need Urgent Suggestion, Pls Help 🙏 Thanks

Infosys Limited Infosys Tata Consultancy BNP Paribas CIB Bank of America JPMorgan Chase Atos Tech Mahindra

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What do you wish you had known before becoming a manager?

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works at KPMG

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Headed to SF for a week in April with family. We agreed on a “do your own thing” day and I want to go hiking. Unfortunately the 4hr drive from SF to Yosemite/Sierra/etc is too much for one day. 1/2

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works at Accenture

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Anyone here been able to transition from being a quiet person with no interest in going out, to the life of the party? How did u do it?

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works at Deloitte

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How do you guys get your perm experience letters signed? My firm requires some specific experience on the letters. How have you navigated it? Specially with EY/Deloitte?

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a Financial Analyst

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Who wants to get paid and refer me to Deloitte?

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works at Booz Allen

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Christian friends, I need your prayers! I have done a lot of thinking and have to turn my project manager into the ethics committee. It makes me so anxious even though I know it is right.

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works at Rsystems international

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Hi fishes,

Please suggest what should I choose from following:

Mindtree -> 24 LPA (Following up every week if I am joining or not)

R Systems International -> 25 LPA (Current company, trying to retain, very good hold on project and good relations with manager)

CCTC->18 LPA

Tech Stack -> Angular Front end development.

Serving notice period (more than 2 months left)

Please suggest considering the global recession fears

Thank you.

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Hello Fishes, I was an experienced qualified Professor in Sociology for almost 8 years from 2014 to 2020. Due to motherhood I resigned from my job as I am living in a nuclear family. Currently I am working as a Senior Executive HR in a consultancy company named Profession Makers. However, I am looking for a WFH opportunity in the Human Resource (Non IT) sector where I will have the chance to develop professionally. Kindly Help.

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works at Capgemini

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I joined infosys on may 19, from when shall i expect variable payout start? Month?

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We're looking for a Senior Frontend Developer to join our shop. Can be remote. Apply if you're interested. Share if you know someone. Thanks.

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works at KPMG

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Hello all,

I am looking to change jobs in a month’s time. Priority date in Jan 2016- EB2.

What are the potential risks I need to keep in mind for this change. (Mostly switch to another B4).

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works at Onward Technologies

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Hi all,
Can anyone let me know. I completed hr discussion and documents submission and after a week I asked HR and got a reply that they are waiting for client confirmation.Now it's been two weeks .can I expect offer?UST Global

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works at Deloitte

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I feel like these “incredible” exit opportunities consulting gives you is only applicable to MBB (i.e, companies only value MBB experience vs others). Any successful exits from Big 4 folk?

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works at Capgemini

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What are best companies I can apply, as I am currently in Capgemini.

Skills : GCP, SQL, python

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attends Alabama a&m

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Does anyone know what companies have good finance/accounting development rotational programs? I am hoping to find something in the early career & new grad sectors. I have been looking at Dell, JLL, and Whirlpool.

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an Associate Director

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Enthusiast

Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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an Engagement Manager

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Visual Storyteller

Why? On any social network for that matter🙄🙄🙄

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a Senior Associate

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LinkedIn is the new Facebook I see. 😖

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works at Capco

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The best how-to guide in becoming a LinkedIn dimfluencer. Reach your peak Simon Sinek in 16 easy steps. https://www.linkedin.com/posts/officialjohnjames_social-medias-effectiveness-conundrum-activity-6915424800324685825-vjxr?utm_source=linkedin_share&utm_medium=android_app

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a Senior Product Manager

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Poor son will have fun in the upcoming years, set up his own bar too high from the early days

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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a Senior Accountant

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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works at Deloitte

▸ Operations

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Visual Storyteller

Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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works at Microsoft

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https://youtu.be/gE9bFLKvhK4

Hahaha 😆

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works at EY

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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an Ecommerce Manager

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Has anyone tried this? https://viralpostgenerator.com/

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works at EY

▸ Technology

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4 part post here from a leadership and certified emotional intelligence coach who believes in you! He loves to include a pic of himself on every post, in addition to adding his own likes and initial comment to tag more folks and help the post go viral!

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a Senior Business Analyst

▸ Operations

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Visual Storyteller

And now.. let me take a selfie!

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a Senior Manager

▸ Technology

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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a Director

▸ Sales

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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a Customer Success Manager

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I’m baby is dying but I’ve got KPI’s, so give me attention!

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a Senior Associate

▸ Strategy

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Visual Storyteller

Cringe or nah (pt1)?

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works at Isobar

▸ Design

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

Thank you to all of the people who gave me money in my life! I paid my bills! I'm a big girl!!!!

It's major cringe 😬

So basically your mom and stepdad paid for your loans? Good job, sista’!

Can’t help but be jealous 🥲

I’d pay my loans off in no time if I had privilege like that.

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