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This hurt me too much this morning

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Her: he’s probably thinking about other girls
Him: did I remember to change the font size on slide 13?

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I’m 50% hurt, 30% offended, and 20% aroused.

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Oooooh, hurts so good

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I feel... attacked?

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100% reason to remember why I got into consulting

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Keep going... I’m almost there...

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SAVAGE AF

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The accuracy 😖

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I'm her

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😞

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Hits below the belt

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Whoa. This blew up. Here’s the IG if anyone’s wondering. https://instagram.com/p/BnBYu1GhDOP/

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Client stuff is important! Don’t ask me what it is.

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The most relateable post I’ve ever seen

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Pro

Does anyone honestly believe Biden will still debate Trump next week?

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I had a discussion with my employer about a better opportunity I received. She counter offered it. Any advise, if I want to stick to my current employer? I really like to work with my current employer because of challenging work. I get the same in new company as well. Any thoughts or suggestions would be helpful?

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Bhai diwali ka gift nahi aya abhi tak. Agli diwali tak wait krna hoga?

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Sakarya for a Senior Principal Consultant at EY GDS
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2. 30L - 40L fixed
3. 40L - 50L fixed
4. >50L

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What is the average salary for business analysts with non-IT background having 2+ yoe in large banks?

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Looking to pivot out of a top pharma marketing/ad agency and into consulting. Ultimately want to leverage both experiences to move client side or to a healthcare start up.

What are the best firms for this type of transition and why?

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AI coming to take our jobs . . .

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Am I missing something, why would asking about citizenship on the census not make sense? Guess I never knew what questions where asked but would have thought citizenship would have been one of the 1st

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So, I have made it to the offer stage of Accenture Strategy CN. Can someone help me with the approx salary band for this role: (CN-Strategy-MC-Business strategy - 07)

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Put option on Amyris?

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For an Internal Nokia IJM, what salary Range is offered for a JG8 to JG9 role.Is there any limit to the Offer on JG9, if JG8 CTC is 16 lacs per Annum.

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New client looking to switch from Simple to Safe Harbor 401k (needs safe harbor because owner makes 5x what employees make(dentist office )Does anyone know if there is a custodian who offers this?

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How do I ensure I receive sales credit when there are multiple SMs on it? Am I just along for the ride?

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Is Google a safe in house department to go in to considering state of the economy? For background, third year in big law (corporate).

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What laptop is everybody using? Are MacBooks as annoying as some people make them out to be during an MBA?

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what if I join a company and resign within a month?

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Hi fishes, need your help deciding offers from Nagarro, Jio, Boomi and Telstra What is better in terms of learning, wlb ?
Tech stack - java microservices 3.9 yoe

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Good luck interns, it's going to be a rough summer!

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Don’t fall for big silicas tricks

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so you dont show up earlier at the airport than you have to

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Counselor: Don’t let the M walk all over you.
M: Don’t let the client walk all over you.
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Tl;dr “Ask Daddy”

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I’m not sure how old/accurate this is but Accenture… damn

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Some truths are eternal

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Does eating hours make up the delta of less food?

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Back to your regularly scheduled programming

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Visual Storyteller

your best meme?

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When you know your pilot had a mad one last night...

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Every client ever

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When you know HE is not your Uber driver... but he is still trying

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Reminder to drink water.

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Provide a caption contest....make it funny 😁

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Enthusiast

I feel seen 🥸

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Spoiler alert. Hahaha!

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Heads up - the partner is onsite

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😅 thanks offshore teams

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