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I had a 7th circuit appeal brief that got rejected DEC 24 bc my printer/ binder shrunk the type by less than 5% which caused their ruler to reject my briefs and 32 copies of them. I really did shit myself.

I now realized the importance of font size. You have a well written brief only to be rejected because of the font size. I learned my lesson the hard way. Lol

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