Thought we would close today. Thought we would close tomorrow bc it was just a funding issue. Now im watching partners fighting over random things on an ancillary doc and being nasty at each other. Eating 🍿 but i want this deal to close

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Lolol so many punch lines flying around but cant share bc im afraid i will be caught spilling the 🍵

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Sounds about right. Only thing that stops that crap is the underwriter or the client getting aggressive and telling them to stop it and to close the deal

Ha! As much of a pain of an ass these drawn out closings can be, I find all the petty emails/zingers/insults on calls flying back and forth very amusing.

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