Umm ok - we need to help you pick your clothes, on LI?

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At first I thought it might be someone in the fashion industry looking to get engagement. But that doesn't appear to be the case.

It's weird. Do adults crowdsource their wardrobe choices now? Is this a new thing?

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I guess it is. It’s Gen Z or the millennials 😂

It’s only ok if she’s hot

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What the hell is up with the winkey face for the third option?

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It’s a surprise VP 😉😉😉😉😉

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It’s all the unnecessary hashtags and emojis for me

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I like AI’s question at the bottom “Is fashion advice relevant for speaking engagements?”

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Just saw that 😂

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