What do corporate Americans do with the free time they get from abbreviating and acronymizing everything?

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I F.Y.M. The ‘M’ stands for ‘mother’….btw.

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Hope her corpse is tight enough for ~*edgy bad boys*~ like you

Wonder how much atmospheric carbon abbreviations have saved us

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Idk tbh

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Ikr

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Schedule pre meetings to prep for the internal review before the tissue session before the actual meeting.

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The overuse of acronyms mostly by account people used to make me want to throw up.

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Same ngl.

See world.

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Oceans. Fish. Jump. China.

Stare into the void, that’s what we do

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Hilarious bro. Keep it up

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Smoke

Mostly R&R

OOO PTO

LFG

Gtfo

WWTSLWWFLDT?

We can all do better

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