I want to be a client instead of an investment banker. Where do I sign up?

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Posting as :
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You are currently posting as works at

So headhunters will reach out to you apparently right after you hit the desk so keep an eye out for that

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The owners of the businesses we advise are likely much wealthier than the bankers handling their transaction.

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Is this supposed to be funny?

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No- it genuine seems like you’re trying to make a joke

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