What I learned from toilet chess

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Oh gosh people just need to f’in stop and read what they are posting

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“Why am I telling you this?” Because I’m desperate for attention

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I love that he just discovered something that 200 million people already use.

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Wait until he discovers a bidet!

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Why am I telling you this??? I concentrated too hard on a move that I passed out and hit my head… I need someone to come in the bathroom and get me…

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Nice try Accenture.

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Does your facility check all employee temperatures before entering the building?

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Nice try Accenture.

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I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

This whole thing is cringe - how proposed after forcing employees to make a fake commercial and attend, calling himself rainmaker, the formatting. Image of the text in comments.

If only he just made a post being excited about being engaged (still not for LinkedIn, but whatever).

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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This is how I feel!!!

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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