What is something that you say as a teacher that you never thought you'd have to say? Example: "Take the bottle cap out of your mouth before you choke."

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You don’t have to get naked to poop 🤦🏼‍♀️

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"Please stop wearing the chair as a hat" "don't pull the fire alarm again" I have many more lol

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Sit in the chair, not under it!

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Why are you fighting at McDonald's? 🥴

"Glue doesn't go in your mouth, honey..." I thought that was just a gag they did on TV and stuff but boy was I wrong... Kids really do be putting anything in their mouths.

Their mouth? Try the nose and the ear. I don't know how many times I've had to pull something out of a snot covered nose! And then if that didn't work, off to the nurse's office and hope they don't have to go to the emergency room!

Middle schoolers are more mature than elementary kids. Things I said were things like… “Get your hands out of your pants, Stop picking your nose, Don’t eat the eraser on your pencil,” and my personal favorite, “Quit picking your scabs.” Middle schoolers are a unique group. 🫨

Do you know how many times I've been asked to do porn today? (In reference to a debate unit and topic selection - this was obviously in the last period of the day. Clearly, debating the topic of porn was out of the question, but many of them sure did ask.)

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