What makes imbeciles on LinkedIn think human people want to connect this way? "Um, I kinda sorta accidentally found you or you were pushed on me I should say, and, like, wanna connect or, like something, for no reason at all?"

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Linkedin was great circa 2011 — before they decided it was a good idea to larp as Facebook. Now it’s just become a sewer of fake “inspirational” personal brand wannabe influencers flooding your feed, and sales people spamming your inbox

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I love LI messages from people who have no idea what I do or have no connection to the industry that I’m in bc they HAVEN’T BOTHERED TO READ MY F’ING PROFILE!!!

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^ This. The best ones are the recruiters who are either lazy or have no idea how creative departments are structured and tell me what a “great fit I’d be” for a mid-level role.

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