What sales trend does everyone hate the most on LinkedIn? For me, it's these nonsense motivational quotes, who falls for this?

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I don’t get it?

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Hmm, i haven’t seen it.

This reads like AI had a seizure after being asked to be inspiring

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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