Wait, what? The IRS is asking us to be honest?!

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Al Capone got hit for tax evasion. It’s a way of making sure people get charged criminally.

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Exactly. There has to be a law stating you must do something in order for you to break the law by not doing it.

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It’s not extortion, it’s “consulting”

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it's like the time I was in jury duty and the prosecutor said that the defendant also "was in unlawful possession of cocaine and heroin." A juror asked "Is there lawful possession of cocaine and heroin?"

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The audacity 😂

It's my understanding that the IRS does not consult with the authorities for any activities reported. That said, I would be vague in reporting the illegal activities, but definitely report the income (and qualified expenses :)

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