While Cannes has always been self indulgent it’s never felt more irrelevant.99% of the work that wins does absolutely nothing to build brands or leave a lasting impression on consumers. It feels like a contest celebrating how well agencies were able to trick their agencies into buying something that will only be seen on LinkedIn and the agency reel.

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It’s turned into yet another boondoggle in a year long endless circle jerk. CES, Cannes, SXSW, etc etc; the same people spewing nonsense to each other and spending money because they can. Good gig if you can get it.

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Don’t forget the yachts and rosè…Cannes are only relevant if you go and can increase your “professional capital” (I just puked a little writing this)

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nah nah. it's all worth it when the agency makes some video of the c-suite doing a roundtable and it gets four likes.

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I’m here for Vaynerx churning out the same bad content

While I agree entirely, isn’t there also something to be said about CMOs essentially clout farming? For example, every company wants to hire the next Fernando Machado and every CMO wants to be Fernando Machado…they want to be famous. And Cannes is the place to get industry famous.

So seems agencies are peacocking as much as these overpaid CMOs that can’t stick with a job for more than 18 months.

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My favorite part of Cannes is when the people that your agency paid 25k per person to send force you to go to a presentation where they justify going by telling you what they found most interesting.

Shockingly they leave out all the concerts and hangovers which make up 90% of their experience.

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I mean, yes.

But - perhaps controversially - I don’t really care that a lot of the work has no tangible impact. That ship has long sailed, so won’t lose any sleep over it. It’s now largely a runway of conceptual creativity - showing what could be done. For better or worse.

They should, of course, acknowledge that rather than pretending anyone outside of the industry was one of the millions of impressions. And talk about why so little work that clients actually buy and real people actually see is so creatively poor.

Then at least it’d be more of a “what if?” creative festival, and non-creatives could STFU given it’s mostly creative make believe and very little successful marketing took place.

Alas.

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