What is a SapientRazorfish and in what bodies of water can they be caught?

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Some consider it "Frankenstein's Fish," as it appears to be made of several pieces in varying levels of decay, stitched together to create a monster which is not entirely undead

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A horrendously evolved mollusk it was the creation of French nuclear waste washing into American costal cities. Originally the mollusk was barely able to thrive but with the forced evolution it's doubtful to survive. If it does survive it will likely do so by evolving to feed on dead and decaying organic material as most bottom feeding species do.

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It's from the family of publicis. Found in many lakes and oceans, typically colder climates. A bit chewy.

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As noted, can be found in colder climates but has also made its way to warmer waters. To catch it, simply take a one dollar bill at place it in a box. The mollusk will rapidly move to the box and become trapped very easily. Some people say it tastes like chicken with a hint of umami.

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You find these fish in the saltiest of waters. You also agitate their pond by saying things like "pssssst, I love your company name".
Unlike the easier leoburnetts, which you can catch by simply shouting "marcel" above any body of water, even bath water they will appear.

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You can identify them by the way they float on the water's surface.

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Some say it's a rapient fish.

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It thinks, therefore it shaves.

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This fish only swims in the Publicis.Sapient.Razorfish.Lake

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Bottom feeder.

The bottom of the Hudson

... feeds on a strict diet of digital chum.

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