Who would you rather have dinner with, Janet or Hillary?

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Your mom.

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Yo momma so fat market makers wish they could quote that wide

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Yo momma so fat that Dodd-Frank legislation afforded her relieve economics of scale over her competitors and she is now fatter than ever

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Janet. She’s so damn smart I feel like I could learn a lot from her, and I’ve always had an interest in monetary policy

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That's like asking one to choose between Chlamydia and Gonorrhea

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Janet

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Neither, loser.

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Lol got a bunch of haters in here, Jesus

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Janet Jackson?

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Janet's so hot right now. Janet.

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