Why are junior investment bankers so bad at just populating a dataroom and sending basic, coherent emails?

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As someone who was an English major while most of my friends were business majors, I can confirm that while very smart and sociable, they are not literate

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Because they are just a bunch of frat bros in Patagonia vests.

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This is so true.

Most of them are stupid and only about half have degrees… they were just good at sales and networking

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lol did you never meet a business major in college?

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They're like 22 year old kids who maybe just graduated undergrad and have no idea about anything yet.

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As one of my favorite senior associates likes to say, they’re incapable of reading sentences longer than 15 words or two lines.

But they sure as hell will hound you until you get them [X] if you're on sell-side. Very good at being annoying until they get what they asked for (which they will promptly have no idea what it is or where to put it in the VDR).

They’re exhausted

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