Would you rather fight a chicken to death every time you got into your car or an orangutan once a year but you get a sword?

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Orangutan, aint no way I want to add 10 minutes to my commute each day.

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As someone who has had to chase chickens to catch them before, I think it would be pretty fast in a confined space like a car. Ten mins is probably the high end.

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I’m here for this stuff.

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Orangutan for sure. Killing a chicken at least twice a day will get old quick. And I have a year to train for my match so I can learn some sweet ninja moves. Plus I get a sword? No contest. (PS I’m also a lady).

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I killed a chicken when I was 8. Snapped its neck like it was a piece of straw. I'll take my chances with the chicken. Free dinner daily too

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I was kidding. My grandpa killed them. But they made me pluck the feathers which really sucked. But yeah, I've seen lots of animals being killed. Meat doesn't grow in a supermarket y'all

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I’d rather never drive again than fight a chicken to death even once

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As a 5'5 lady, I think my odds are better with the chicken?

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Wait. I just noticed the timing. I'm gonna try my luck with a sword. 😂

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do I get to cook the chicken afterwards…

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Chicken for sure, i almost never drive lol

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Seems easy, chicken. Then don’t drive.

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Assuming it doesn’t chicken out (🥁), I’ll take the bird

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Sword for me. If I miss, I’m dead, but it’ll be a fun story for my kids to tell about how I died.

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I would never drive ever again. Peace plz

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Chicken. I live in NYC and don’t own a car

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Chicken taste better, so chicken

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