On the bench and anxious! Does everyone have a project lined up immediately after a project ends even if that project weren't the top choice?
Don't you guys get frustrated when we get emails from leadership saying how well our project/firm is doing, but all we get as reward is their useless thank you email
If I have to hear the term, "jerry-rig" to describe how the client fucked up one more time...
When the client comes in hot trying to prove you fucked up & you have proof in writing that they told you to do it. HUZZAHHH🎉🙌🏻💃🏻
New Year's Resolution/Goal: get the useless, bumbling QA manager that nobody respects or likes on my project kicked off by March.
Cheesy client holiday t-shirt reads, "Now watch me sip...on chardon-nay-nay." Welcome to the holidays folks 😐🔫
Director just scheduled a 3pm project review/close-out for the 24th....sweet bro #babyjesusdisapproves
Does anyone else take their shirt off when dumping at the client site. Soooo comfortable 💩
Just saw two ambulances outside the Chipotle next to my client site, but E. coli be damned, I just got off a 2.5 hour call and need a f***ing burrito. I'm taking my chances.
Do you guys pay income tax on plane tickets that aren't to and from your client site, but bought at an equivalent value? (If you head out to a city other than your home city while on a project)
From NYC going for a one-time client meeting in Austin, taking off Friday (rolling MLK day). Need to be home Saturday - should I spend an extra day exploring Austin or visit a new place for a day?
Just brewed a fresh pot of coffee in the client's break room and a DBA asked how my first week was going. Oh god I'm assimilating.
When you know you're a match made in heaven. You hype it up so much that you refuse to commit to anything else... and then a senior BA / ASC comes in and swoops up your project... #beached
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Can anyone help me with an information on salaries at Deloitte? How much does a SAP manager make? Curious of a range if anyone is aware (I know it depends on a lot of factors). Thanks!
Advice on where to find a pre-mba internship?
How much ~ bonus does a Senior Consultant starts making from his second year? (Deloitte Advisory/Cyber)
I'm in a tough spot, love my job here and made it to manager really quickly but feel guilty and miss my aged parents back home in India. I am not happy leaving the states and not happy staying here. .
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