Me rn because I didn't realize today was weaponized incompetence Wednesday

The next time a male coworker calls me out for being overly aggressive I'm going to call him out for being overly docile...

Got an offer for TY, would receive Lynch and Fitz/Keelan Cole. Would have to drop Crowell or a TE to facilitate the roster space. Think it’s a fair offer, but would you take it? 14 team, .5 PPR

Can someone give me a range for salary for auditor with 2 years experience transferring to FDD associate? In HCOL (New York/ SF). I have been requested to give a figure and don’t want to go too low. Thank you!

Any Sales Leaders doing any of the following with their sales teams?

- Entering a new market.
- Entering an old market with a new product.
- Trying to focus sales efforts onto one objective.

I’m putting together a beta program that was successful for my current company and I want to see if it will help other leaders.

Let me know if this interests you below. Thanks!

At what point would/do you plan to pay off your student loans in full? Say you have $30k in student loans. Would you wait until you have $30k in savings? Or $40k to have a $10k emergency savings buffer? And so on. This is assuming you make the monthly payments until you pay in full of course. I understand this will vary based on your financial strategy but would love to hear some insight on what you chose/will choose and why!

I once heard that the average age of those that achieved a net worth of a $1M was around 49 yo. Is this intended to include assets like real estate equity or is this meant to be liquid assets / retirement accounts only?
Understanding, $1M is no longer the goal but for those of you that have achieved this already - What was the age you achieved it and are you including your home equity?

Can we increase the Hra amount while filing the return?
I have paid lumpsum amount to my parent as the rent.

Are designers being given design tests during interviews these days?

Hoping for some guidance - I’m making the move from advertising to tech and finding it difficult to figure out appropriate salary ranges. I’m nervous about asking for too little or too much.

Are there any resources that you would recommend with the exception of Glassdoor?

What is a normal salary for Sr design Ops manager?

Hello everyone,
I am MBA Graduate, looking for entry level job opportunities in digital marketing.
Please suggest some guidance and tips and good companies for digital marketing as fresher.
It would be very helpful ☺️

TIA

Hi everyone! I have 7 years of experience in social media marketing and looking for a change. Please let me know if there is any opportunity in your organisation that I can apply to. Location: Gurgaon

Guys need your suggestion here.

Please help me with my decision.

I am 32 divorced and I have decided to not marry again also i don't have any other other responsibilities /loans etc.

Currently earning 18 lpa and I am planning to buy a car which is worth 16 lakhs. Should I go ahead or should l lower my budget as per my current salary package

Has anyone noticed how attractive realtors are or is it just me? Recent studies show the more attractive the real estate agents, the higher the listing price of the home.

Wednesday folks... buckle in. 2 more days boys and girls. 💆

Is it worthy to switch to KPMG ?

I’ve had a bad case of work anxiety ever since I started a new job ~7 months ago. The adjustment was ROUGH. I was making mistake after mistake. I powered through and somehow got glowing reviews at year end, with people saying I’ve moved past that point.

I’m convinced I’ve only tricked people and sooner or later they’re gonna catch on. I have extremely bad Sunday scaries, I’m always fighting down my anxiety whenever a new ask comes through. I don’t know what to do.

Anybody have to take time off for long-covid? How has your HR handled it? I feel like any info I have gotten on FMLA and disability is because I’ve brought it up and have had to follow up multiple times.

I am an IT professional having 9+ years of experience in ITIS, currently working as Infrastructure Tech Lead at CognizantIndia, Bangalore. Experience in managing a team of 100+ associates to align to the delivery SLA needs and training them to the process adherence and also to ensure Incident Management and Escalation Management are on par to the expectations

Let me know if there is a Opening matching my Skills

@ PE folks, do you think it’s weird if a new member of your Big Law team of lawyers sends you a LinkedIn request as soon as she starts working with you? Is it less weird if I wait?

(The confession is that I eventually want to go in-house at this PE firm, so I want them to like me 😅)

After ~20-30 min on a call, I stop paying attention.

I don’t understand the whole “sending love and hugs” thing people say. Does anyone actually feel the love when they read that?

Sometimes when I make a mistake at work I feel like I am not good enough for the job while other times I take it as “let’s do better next time.” Would love to find a balance between the two feelings.

As more details surrounding the Uvalde shootings emerge, my heart just breaks. Just learned that the gunman was in the school for an hour while parents were outside frantically trying to get in to save their kids.

Also, the husband of Irma Garcia (one of the teachers who lost her life) died of a heart attack today after visiting the memorial. The couple had four kids. I can’t even imagine losing one parent to this horrific tragedy and losing the other within 48 hours.

Did anyone complete NNN?

I’m seriously considering eating dinner at 5:30pm. Does that mean I’m officially old??

My friend’s ex is trying to win her back and she hates being single and like I ~should~ discourage this, but on a selfish level I want to be able to go out on his boat again this summer. He’s not a particularly horrible guy, but they’re a bad match when it comes to values/goals, which is why it didn’t work out the last time.

If your GF is interested in a 3some, what are your thoughts on that? 🤭

LinkedIn is a garbage app where I can’t even post my opinion or experience because it will go against the mainstream ideologies. If I even “like” a post then I worry that my peers and managers see what I like and suddenly I need inclusivity training. What a load of shit! You can’t be who you truly are on that app. Which is why I like fishbowl so much, the anonymity is a game changer. If LinkedIn was a anonymous, we’d see a lot more support for Kanye and a lot less LGBQT material. Bet!

Post a pic of your food and I’ll rate 1-10. Friday food party begins here 🍜

Having wife’s birthday soon after the Black Friday is a real blessing.

I just got a FAANG offer with 290k TC (8 YOE), so I am trying to rent out my place as I need to relocate, but I am not able to find someone to cover my full rent and I am depressed because I am so not investment savvy and I can NEVER EVER accept losing money in ANY SITUATION. Am I being insane?

Pic thread! Pic thread!! Pic thread damn it!!! Come on everyone!!!!!

Stress really does trickle down .. my manager is getting annoying 🙄 and now I’m getting stressed 🙄

How do you guys make friends in a new town?

I wanna see the Foo Fighters but I’m lame and don’t have anyone to go with 😭😭😭 I’m about to say screw it and go by myself.

I’m so scared to let a relationship that gives me anxiety go because I’m 36 F and feel like I’m not going to find anyone else. He’s not a horrible person, but he can be inconsistent. When I bring it up to him he says he’ll try harder but then always goes back to default. I stick around because I think it’s more a personality trait and not that he’s not interested in me (maybe I’m naïve). Could really use some encouragement from a bunch of strangers.

I got addicted to dank memes and all sorts of sh*&posting to the point that I think I have developed high tolerance to complete obscenity.. Removing social media 😂