Here’s a confession:

We’re moving out of our apartment of 5 years and my wife has only been to the garbage room once.

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You are a good husband.

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We’ve owned cars for 6 years and my wife has only been to the gas station and filled gas once. Real recognize real, brother. 🥃

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Yeah, it’s very difficult to find that in a Tesla.

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“We have 2 teenagers and my husband changed their diaper once.”
A lot of women, probably 😬

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Yup-she was our “insurance”, I’ve gotten laid off and she kept working at a job she hated while o was looking. Thank god, we’re in a good place and she’s not working anymore!

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