The CEO of Pepsi was fired this morning.
He tested positive for Coke.

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Company results were fizzling out anyway. Was just a matter of time until the bubble popped

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This is “soda”pressing!😏

Straight to jail.

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Accenture Accenture India
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Just i tried and cracked.

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