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To the lender counsel that forgot to mention they needed original signature pages for a deal that closed early this year and decided to chase and harass me a day before thanksgiving and a day after thanksgiving multiple times. F*ck you. I don’t know what is driving your lack of courtesy but I have represented the same bank before and know their usual original signature requirement.

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I’ll just be honest, I’m having trouble keeping my temper with employees and sometimes customers. I know I need to fix this ASAP. Looking to hear some experiences from people who’ve overcome this issue.

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At a different job I had a customer trying to swindle me in telling me that there was a deal in an item that never had a deal or promotion for sale so he made me scan the item 20 times before believing me. Obviously, he finally let it go but I scan it with an inventory scanner that showed me all of the sale price promotions if there were any

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I thought the power reserve on DJ41 Ref126333 was about 70hours, but I noticed it’s about 40-48 hours on mine. Wear mine about every other day, but not on weekends and then Monday morning when I go to wear it, it’s dead and have to wind it. Anyone else seeing this?

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Which band or designation can I expect from Wipro with 5 Years of experience in SAP domain and what is the salary range for that band?

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Is it okay to share offer letter for renegotiation? I have already shared the CTC break up but the HR is asking for offer letter.
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Can anyone help me knowing how can I find a job in UK while sitting in India for Skilled workers visa? I have experience of 2+ years with 1.6 years of experience in Digital marketing.

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Which agency would you advice against joining and why ?

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Young professional with 3 years of retail banking experience, 1 year of claims experience, and now roughly 6 months into insurance sales. Between selling in retail banking environment and every month of insurance sales regularly pacing 200% or over to goal. Loving comp but not loving the call center environment and hoping to move to another lucrative sales position with less non stop calls. Any suggestions?

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How much was your bonus this year?

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Hello! I’m currently working in mortgage admin/operations and want to transition to a tech company and do something more like a data analyst. Any recommendations? Any companies that would be willing to train on the job for programs?

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Any recommendations for an air purifier? Live in Florida, have a dog. Take allergy shots for dust, pollen, pets, etc. We have a two story house. Is it a better idea to have one for each floor or each room? TIA!

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When traveling does anyone else struggle to get motivated to use the gym and eat healthy? How do you over come this?

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How do you have a conversation with someone that makes an unknowingly inappropriate or insensitive comment that not only impacts you but others around your office?

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Day 1 of Glenn Singleton's Courageous Conversations About Race training today actually rocked my world. So many things I've never talked about or even considered talking about just bubbled up. 😱

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I'm actively searching for a good SAP training institute in Pune. Module is SAP PP. I have contacted a couple of them (Atos/ Primus etc) but fees is above 3.5 lakh. Please can you all share your inputs ? SAP

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I want this guy to write my resignation letter lol

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If these were the big 4, what firm would each of these men represent?

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someone doesn't give af

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I prefer green though

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Survey shows 75% of japanese people lie on survey questions

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I’ve experienced this!

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Sometimes when two memes collide, the results are annoying. (Sourced from the grams).

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He passed soon after eating "all the bacon they had"

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Oh, hello team members!!

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Oh my god! Poor millennials!

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You can be not nice or not smart. Pick one.

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What's the best way to describe building and delivering technical proposals (i.e. business development work) and make it sound fancy for non-consulting firms?

Question is inspired by the "changing a light bulb" consulting meme.

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Also accurate for several decks I've seen .... #WordSalad

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Client: “You’ll be sitting w/all other Consultants, including those from <insert competitor>”

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All AA flights delayed in LGA

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Every time someone tries to pitch us on “a new exciting untapped market” 🧐

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I exercised my right

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I knew I had seen the name before somewhere...

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It was foretold in the ancient murals

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Work where I live or live where I work🤔

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