All people who work less than me are lazy.
All people who work more than me have no life.

[and people who use “me” incorrectly are better than people who use “I” incorrectly to try to sound smart]

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FWIW, if you add back in a verb (“people who work less than I do”), the “I” sounds less pretentious

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A subtle and appreciated nuance

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