Am I an idiot or is this completely nonsensical? Send help, there is not a single funny paralegal meme

Anyone else here from a shithole country? I’m proudly Dominican 🇩🇴 😁

Tax / Accounting seems so dull. Sure “everyday is never the same” but it’s always boring 😀

I am meeting my mom for the first time after 3 years post pandemic and going to pick her up from SFO airport. Her flight lands around 6 am PST. This is my first time where I will be driving from Sunnyvale to SFO airport and back (30 miles each) and want to avoid FasTrak/Express lanes as I don't want to pay so much money.
1. Does the Google maps 'Avoid tolls' option work in this case?
2. Any tips/tricks on driving such long distances?
3. What documents should I carry with me?

Any good (preferably Stanford) courses in ML for data/content/knowledge management- comparison of tools and technologies. (Budget- 5k)

Hello! I gave an interview with the hiring manager. It went well (at least I believe). Later, I heard back from the hiring manager asking for my availability to discuss "some updates on the role". What does that mean? Anyone has any experience with something like this?

I tutor for cfa on Wyzant so if anyone needs help you can go direct to me and Dm me.

Any firms or companies hiring now that don’t take forever with their green card process? My H1B ends in September 2024 and EY is not making meaningful progress on my perm process. Looking for roles that require really strong financial modeling and analytics skills.

Is there shift allowance in HCL??

Which is better if package is almost same?

Jio
Publics sapient
Luxsoft

YOE:- 8 Y ,FSE

Wife sent me unsolicited nudes while I was at work today (I know, she's a keeper) but my director was standing behind me when i opened the text. Talk about awkward.

Anyone hiring in NYC for indirect tax seniors?

Any recommendations for a resume review or enhancements?

Is there any coding program requires MS degree so I can use mine and get hired quick?

Thoughts please - planning to invest some amount every month for the rest of my working tenure ( 37 right now). This is what I am thinking any better suggestions ? Or if you see any cons to this approach ?

VOO (34%) + VGT (33%)+ VIG( 33%)

Hi - I'm looking for a referral for a family member in the LA/Orange County. Relative is a permanent resident (has been for 10+ years) and looking to apply for citizenship. Relative had a juvenile record which was expunged ( I think it matters for citizenship). They had this record before they applied for their permanent residency. Now looking to an attorney with immigration & crim experience. Thank you!

MFK: law meme accounts. Go.