Anyone got a strategy deck on how to navigate the emotional toll of not being raptured today? Should I just take some Tylenol to ease the pain of eternal damnation?

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Don’t take Tylenol trump said it’s bad

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Not just bad, very bad

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Oh stop it. Just go use your litter box and calm down.

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The mystery continues,. Is that supposed to be insulting or not? I'm a dog person [shrug]

Yeah, rapture didn’t happen today - I’m confused

What an enigma

💯 McKinsey

Did a lot of people get raptured? Or were they all individually misinformed about their merits

The rapture was today? I thought it’s tomorrow 😫🤦🏻‍♀️ definitely had the wrong date on my calendar.

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