As a foreign LLM that dables with corporate and M&A cases while practicing abroad sometimes feel like this when I hear a term or procedure that I'm unfamiliar with.

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When the article you read is from opposing counsel's website and you wish you could hire them

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Word to all of you out there, if you trash talk other people within your industry (and clients), they will find out and they soon may be in a position to decide if they want to hire you. Happened to several people I know. When will people learn that egos and talking shit is so outdated. 🙄

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Do you still implement reference checks (on top of background checks)? I’m not convinced of the value add to the selection process and it takes a lot of time and resources

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My office is doing an eventual RTO office, but most of my team is in another state, so not really seeing the point of going. Anyway to convince them that I shouldn’t be expected to go back in if I’m on of the couple people in a different state office?

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Would you join the FSO practice or Supply Chain?

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Does jpmc has probation period for grade 601,what is the possibility to loss job after it?

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Which companies have PM roles that are more strategy focused than PO focused (e.g., focusing on overall product strategy and not leading a Dev team to deliver specific product features)?

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KPMG India Hello Sharks,
What is the package range being offered to SAP MM consultants having around 5 years of Exp..Any leads will be highly appreciated..KPMG India KPMG Cognizant PwC EY

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Hey Fishes,

Joined LTI recently in P3 band. However not allocated any project. Got a call from the resource management team to relocate, which I rejected upfront as I was promised a role in the location I am posted. It has been over 2 weeks since I am in bench. What shall be the next steps, shall I wait for some days or start looking for other jobs as getting a project looks difficult as there are minimalist responses.

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I am a Recruiter in the Civil Engineering and Design industry (Land Design) in the DFW area. I would love some insight on the offers that you are getting in Texas.

What kinds of strategy projects would best prepare you to exit to a clinical stage pharma start-up and support their business strategy through clinical trials / an ipo?

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Is anyone involved in IAPP’s young privacy professionals group? Is there an age cutoff? They keep emailing but I wouldn’t consider myself “young”! Will they stop emailing when I turn 40?

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Gripe in here about Legal Assistants (more in comments)

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How much should a Jr. CW with 1.5+ years experience be getting paid?

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Are there any product people who work for Slalom in this bowl? I’ve heard good things about how they handle work/life balance. Wondering if the hype is real?

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Assuming that I'm okay with a salary of 70K and more, and that I really don't want to work at a law firm. Is it going to be difficult for me to return to law with two years of experience and one year working in a legal adjacent role.

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Is the kharadi office going to be operational from the 1st of August?
I received an email today.

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5.2 years exp
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Two offers in hand. What expected salary range i can say.

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One time I had opposing counsel who just lost hard after oral argument stand up and say, "I'd just like to note my appeal." Um... OK....

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Get FUCKED, WestLaw. I only switched windows to draft a paragraph, not to end my session.

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Ok Perry Masonary, go back to Bedrock.

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Still silly, LitG!

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Begging law firms to invest more in their hardware so that my PDF reader doesn’t crash my laptop

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Here it is.

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12b6 always be tellin’ it like it is

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Oldie but goodie

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Happy Friday to all the "super lawyers" out there.

Never forget that you're not just super. You're super duper!

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Can confirm “ability to clam down anxious associates” haha

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What’s your biggest legal mal concern?

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So hot 💦

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How I’m feeling right now..

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Get that informed consent. In writing, and follow up in an email and maybe add a memo to the file.

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Do you think I could file this in lieu of a motion for extension?

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WFH is going swimmingly 😎

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Not specifically a law meme

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For anyone still having in-person client meetings (my condolences)

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I stay rapping

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When the partner checks in on the junior associate

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