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1- Get 7 offers of 25+lpa, and accept all.
2-Get laptops and try to work for 1 month for all companies (mostly training sessions and walkthroughs)
3- get 1.2 lacs×7=8.4 lacs salary in 1st month
4- send rejection mail to 6 other companies stating that due to some medical emergency you won't be able to work at least for 6-7 months, so resigning with inmediate effect rethink about resuming may be next year
5-6 companies will terminate you and get their sssets ie laptops back
6 - continue working in favourite company
7- invest those 8 lacs in good stocks in share market, you may get additional 40% profit as per current market.
8-chilla chilla k sabko ye scheme mat btana... paisa hi paisa hoga babu bhaiya😅

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9- terminated by all the seven companies
and
become full time social media writer 😅

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