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1- Get 7 offers of 25+lpa, and accept all.
2-Get laptops and try to work for 1 month for all companies (mostly training sessions and walkthroughs)
3- get 1.2 lacs×7=8.4 lacs salary in 1st month
4- send rejection mail to 6 other companies stating that due to some medical emergency you won't be able to work at least for 6-7 months, so resigning with inmediate effect rethink about resuming may be next year
5-6 companies will terminate you and get their sssets ie laptops back
6 - continue working in favourite company
7- invest those 8 lacs in good stocks in share market, you may get additional 40% profit as per current market.
8-chilla chilla k sabko ye scheme mat btana... paisa hi paisa hoga babu bhaiya😅

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9- terminated by all the seven companies
and
become full time social media writer 😅

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Role play install krr lo dono pe

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Wapas ho jata hai. One company took back it's laptop some 2 months after😂

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Ho gya

Work for both if manageable

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Olx pe bhech de

OLX pe bech do 😁

Dono laptop rakh le... Aur 3rd company join kar le🤣🤣

Bech do bhai ek

Vapis bhejo apne paise laga ke maine kal hi ek bheja hai 2000 laga ke 😔

🤦🏻‍♂️

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Katayi ganda dimaag hai TCS 4 aap ka, khi bhi kuch bhi dhundh le rhy🤦🏻‍♂️

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Sell it to olx

What's your tech stack?

Visualisation, Power BI, SQL, Power Apps, Azure DevOps.
Yoe - 1.5 yr
Cctc - 6
New ctc - 22+
Btech + MBA

Return bhai

Initiated bhai

Yoe and tech stack?

SSE 1 that would depend on your CAT/XAT score.
Focus on those if you’re planning for an MBA.

Clg ka baad me dekhenge as per your score!

bech do bhai ek

Dono company me sathme kam kr...paili salary le fir design krde😂😂

Apply kaha kia? Naukari.com?

Got call from Naukri

Olx be bech daal

Chad

I believe one from your parent organization and one should for whom you are working as vendor.

Of-course I won’t be working for both.
Already initiated the return for 1.

Finally what did you do?

Joined 1 , returned other company laptop.

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