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Can't make the deck without the data which I can't get until I fix my f*cking query

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Use your imagination! What do you want the data to be?

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You all use real data??

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Have you ever met my friend numpy.random.rand()?

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Visionaries know the answer already

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Hi Fishes, I have 4 offers in hand currently, so decided to form a email template to decline the others offers that I will not be joining. Could you guys please review the below email template and let me know if this looks good to send?

Tata Consultancy Infosys Cognizant Nagarro Deloitte EY Mindtree

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McKinsey & Company Strategy& people are getting a $4500 special recognition bonus on top of the annual bonus!🤑

How are y’all firms doing?

Boston Consulting Group McKinsey & Company Kearney Oliver Wyman Roland Berger

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What's the highest package Accenture AI offers for level 10 ?? And what's the usual variable pay %?

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How long does B4 recruiting usually take to contact you after you’ve applied + employee referral?

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Hi, am interested in applying to Putnam UK via positions shown on Linkedin. Anyone willing to chat or perhaps provide a referral? Thanks in advance!

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Ladies - few girls in finance date guys in finance, even though each one of you are dating material. Top 2 things wrong with guys in finance? Be nice...

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Any single women who want to chat. Bi/lesbian only. Philly/New York. Age 31

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Newly single 27F and already tired of the dating apps. I saw a group in London called Thursday Dating rents out different bars every week for singles to meet “organically” - does anyone know if there’s something similar in Boston?

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Hi,

Does KPMG lighhouse India provides Internet Charges reimbursemenr, if yes how to claim it?

TIA

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Hello guys,

For 3.8years of experience KPMG is offering me is 10lpa, in my current company I am getting some 7.8lpa

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Would you switch out of Advisory as a Senior 1 to work in corporate finance as a Supervisor for 30% more pay?

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I hate tax and I’m a senior 2, what can I do to get out?

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Does anyone have any insight into Arnold & Porter’s tech transactions group? For some background, current litigation 3rd year wanting to make the switch to corporate.

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Hi guys,
I was offered 16.5lpa B2 band senior software engineer
Tech stack: pyspark/SQL/Hadoop
Yoe: 4.5 years
I request you pls share your thoughts on above. Is it good or not okay or should I consider this offer?

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Which are the top consulting firms in the region after MBBK , heard strategy& has a really bad culture so exclude that too?

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Coach

Are coverage group hours better than m&a at your bank? From a lifestyle standpoint

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What is the value add of doing a residency if you’re an MD vs. going straight into consulting with the end goal of pharma or buy side work and starting your business career earlier?

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Does anyone have any insights into what Mckinsey Academy does and how that's different from their regular "Human Capital" practice?

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Does NTT data pays variable pay that they mention in the offer letter as PEP(0-14%)?

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How most my dates go

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So you can finally show mom what you do all day.

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Nailed it! 😂

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I exercised my right

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Hoping everyone’s safe and still employed!

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Calm down! :))

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Let that sink in 😂😂 ..🤓

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This is the weekend... depressing

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Scrolling through the Consulting bowl like...

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😂 this is too real

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Heads or Tails?

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This is not a meme

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The carrot is the promise of partnership.

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Oh the truth...

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Kinda feel the same way when writing a business proposal, then defending it.

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Any good PowerPoint SmartArt memes?

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Our generations greatest contribution is memes

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Sometimes it is not...

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The audacity 🐝

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