Confession: At this point in our history, with all the evidence that we’ve gathered, I think a pretty strong argument could be made that men should not be allowed to

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I agree but also would add that

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Indeed

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You lost 95% of the population at evidence.

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the answer is behind a paywall.
This mcfolks are smart.

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work at Deloitte

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So true OP, they just

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...finish.

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(Works for the sentence but also intentional sexual pun)

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(eyes are prepped to roll at the end of this)

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If it were up to me, I would definitely

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To…?

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(insert observational comedy quip)

Fa sho

…Work. We should stay at home

Yes, they are so

…reject me 🥹

To use bumble. If you want to help out a catfish investigation lmk

Lol what

I saw this today on a drive. Maybe OP’s work

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