My gf just got a peloton and now she is insufferable. “Peloton” this and “peloton” that. She even said “you can’t sit with me anymore because you don’t have a peloton”. She’s out of control!

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Don’t worry, it’ll eventually become a coat rack

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Are you sure it wasn’t literal? I genuinely could not sit normally after the first few days of Peloton usage. Phew

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Just start calling it pee-lo-ton

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Or just “spin class”

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Wait until she turns vegan and buys a Tesla. Then you are really Screwed.

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Sounds like me when I got an Apple Watch. I wanted to compete with everyone and I took it very seriously lol.

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Just get an early 90s steal old version and just cycle in front of her while watching a 90s VHS cycling tape. “YEAh u cAnt KeeP uP witH thIS steel stallion!!”

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Lahoo-za-herrrr

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A1 do you not know the reference? BCG got it

Join a CrossFit gym!

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Is she hot? I have a peloton

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Lol. Seize the moment. Or seize the carpe as some philosophers might say.

It’s like the new CrossFit person 🤮

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Go office space style, turn on some Scarface and take a bat to it. Then tell her you don’t like what she has become.

Let us know how it goes.

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At least she’s in shape.

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Cross training gets you in shape not a bike

Dump her

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Have you considered becoming equally obnoxious?

Already there bud

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