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Consultants be like

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It always bugs me when the same people have to preface all the work they did with what time of night/early morning they did it

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Hi all, i would like to introduce myself. I am new graduate of mechanical engineering (UK). Looking to enter the industry. It been really difficult for the past couple of month getting a job. I would really appreciate , if i could get referrals from people in Engineering companies or tech companies. i could work for. I am not tied to any country however i would need a visa sponsorship. I am always ready to learn and very enthusiastic. I would really appreciate. Thank you all.

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Hi all,
Im second year M.tech student
Im fresher and I have two offers need help to decide best fit for me

Company: Eaton Corporation
Role: Cybersecurity Engineer
CTC: 11 LPA (fixed)
Location: Pune (Magarpatta)

2nd one is Tata Digital where im interning. They will release PPO (Pre-placemet Offer) soon.
Role:in Cybersecurity Domain (not decided yet)
CTC:11 LPA+ (not decided yet)
Location: Mumbai (Fort Area)

Both offers having similar job profile. Which company will be better for Cybersecurity role?

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2 questions: 1. Is the buyer only limited to earnest money if they back out, or can they get sued for more? 2. What happens if a seller backs out, any repercussions?

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So I recently started a position with Fox. When it was presented to me in interview, I was told I would be working aligned with Fox Sports & Entertainment, not so much News. Now that I’m here, I’m seeing everything I’ll be doing is with the News team & makes me uncomfortable. No diversity, outdated software & process.
Financially, it’s the best position I been in. But mentally in this environment, it’s depressing & slow. Nothing innovative or engaging. What would you do?

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Can anyone share insights on what KPMG experienced associated Management Consulting ‘interview day’ entails? Thanks!

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Hey 🐟,

I got offer in Infosys for 6.7 Lpa (55% on my Current CTC).

Recently, I got promotion and hike as well. So now the offer @Infosys is merely 34% of my revised salary.

Is it good Idea to renegotiate the salary? How to approach?

Note: I do not hold any other offer.

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If you were 27 with $800k net worth (almost entirely in the stock market averaging 40% gains per year), would you buy a house now to rent out (with the intention of eventually remodeling and living in it one day) or keep growing wealth in the stock market for a few more years? Cont. in comments

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Would you jump to AP at IQVIA or keep gunning for MBB / Big 4?

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Anyone interested in watching Dr. Strange this weekend in Delhi?

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Hi Guys,

How much does Accenture offer for Frontend developer (level 11)
Exp : 3yrs
Current ctc: 11 Lpa

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Any one in north Jersey (Bergen) interested in hitting some tennis? I am 26M but this ask is gender agnostic.. I am getting fat these days and would appreciate a work out buddy. :)

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Guys please help me with 11 love on my profile to enable DM.

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Just hoarded 30 dozen eggs, 50 pounds of carrots, 30 pounds of onions, and 100 pounds of rice from a secret source today. Anyone have any recipes for these ingredients?

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Do you cry every time you watch Hamilton or are you normal? 😢😢😢

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I have a question…..how do you handle working in an toxic environment that is your career path? Like I love what I do I don’t like the politics and cliques in the workplace?

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Anyone here working as Consultant in Accenture Marketing Operations?

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Have you guys heard of Fasst practice at TCS? I have been told it is a newly formed team under c&si practise. Is it a management consulting arm of TCS ?

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Thoughts on the Cartier Santos? Outdated or a classic that never goes out of style?

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Does Informatica Business Solutions provides counter offers?

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This bowl is really struggling post Mc🐝 . We took them for granted and now we pay the price.

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What’s happening at Accenture?

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Oldie but goldie

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Happy St. Pat’s Day Bowlers.

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You see it? 😲

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Not your “normal” MD😂 It’s HAPPENING!

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Ok, but what kind of donuts?

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Another in the series of client expectations vs reality.

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Counts as a meme for us older people, right?

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You hardos on this app with your IF and your keto did this to me

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Who else wants to be highly educated ?😅🤣

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Not a meme, but feels like it belongs in this bowl...

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Nobody:
Me: *waiting for Uber*

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For all the Canadian 🐠 out there!

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The one who knocks.

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Let’s get this day over!

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Agenda: Sleep 😴🛏️

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It be like that sometimes

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Poof. It’s Monday-eve.

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“but this opportunity will open great doors for you”

Great doors:

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