Do partners prefer duck tape or electrical tape?

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I was not aware of this. I apologize for any inconvenience my comment has caused.

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Piano wire

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Why am I not following this joke if it is one duct tape vs electrical tape?

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You should ask the Partner if they know about the Duck that walked up to a lemonade stand

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Do you have any grapes?

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What lever is cheaper in the meantime so they can kick the bucket down the road.

Which one is made in India?

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