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Don't tell me how to feel!

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I need this sign on my mirror every morning

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Only in the designated box flattening area.

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How much do CSOs in big ad agencies make?

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I’ve been thinking about starting a blog for community managers. What topics would you like to see covered?

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Compensation for Senior Consultant at Cognizant? I've got 4 YOE.

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Would you fly to go on a shoot in LA right now if it’s good for the career but makes you uncomfortable from a health standpoint?

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Who here has any advice on how to get into marketing at age 40?

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Hello All, In the next couple of months i am targeting companies like Apple , American express, Salesforce, Microsoft etc. Can anyone please share the required skill set and preparation strategy for these companies? YoE - 4 years Current skill set - Advanced SQL , Pyspark,Azure services, Hadoop ecosystem , shell scripting, Power BI

I am not very good at DSA.

Apple Microsoft Salesforce Amazon

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Hi All,

I'm searching for job with WFH 🏠. I have Java microservices experience of 5 yrs. Also the notice period is 3 months.

But I'm not able to find much opportunities. Please let me know if you know any companies or refer me in.

Thank you in advance!

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Not as relevant now, but how do I get over the feeling of not fitting in at the gym? I am overweight and only see really fit people all around me, so it’s nerve-wrecking and I’m super conscious!

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I’m still trying to process seeing an agency exec well known for dismissing and ignoring POC held up as an exemplary diversity champion for women at the 3% Conference.

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If i haven’t signed anything with my firm regarding repaying them for receiving my series 7 license with them I’m assuming i owe nothing if i leave? Is there a way to find out without my manager knowing I’m looking at other firms?

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Hi Fishes,
With overall 8+ IT experience and 4+ java development , how can Professional scrum master (PSM-1) certifications will help in
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I have a younger family member (almost 13) who is very interested in cybersecurity. How can this person learn and grow in a safe manner if he/she isn’t near a city with youth clubs and etc? Idea is to reinforce ethics, but this material is far too advanced for the parents.

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*My MD, with his video on, in his palatial home office*: “Hope everyone is staying safe and sane...”
*Me pretending my camera is broken*:

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For those of you who love your mattress and get amazing sleep every night - recommendations?

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My friend needs a referral for ETL( SQL, informtica). Can anyone please provide referral?

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Deloitte senior managers - comp? Sales targets if any?

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Hi , is there someone who can refer me for an open position?

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Does Phoenix trend conservative politically?

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This is not a meme

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I’m a simple guy. I see Mc🐝. I upvote.

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Coding in college vs. coding with consultants

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Money doesn’t buy love but it helps to cry comfortably 🥴

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Sometimes when two memes collide, the results are annoying. (Sourced from the grams).

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Visual Storyteller

Where is the lie

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what the hell did I write

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How most my dates go

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Article 13 passed, time to close the Europe meme bowl! 🤣

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Here you go

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Me too, kid

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Kinda feel the same way when writing a business proposal, then defending it.

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Deloitte OP is an imposter 🐝

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Every time someone tries to pitch us on “a new exciting untapped market” 🧐

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Our generations greatest contribution is memes

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Wow! McKinsey, what next?

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Mcbee can you turn this car full of trash into a meme?

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And Coronavirus also......geez. 🤦‍♀️

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Hope y’all got in before Trump started tweeting about Iran today lmao

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