So you’re saying there’s hope for me

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No wayyyy.

Yep

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Still terrible. And more phallic

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I am much more attractive now than I would have been if I didn’t have $ to invest in myself

I am confused. Why are y'all posting all these ugly dudes?

VP1 knows what’s attractive and what’s not, please listen to them

Benjamin Button, is that you?

Can’t wait to see my transformation! I’m not ugly and I’m poor! 😆

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