Going to make the most of my Christmas quarantine by swiping through every living man between the ages of 24-34 on hinge

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Yass 🤣 I swipe in Baltimore and actually ran out of guys between 26 and 35 a few months ago on bumble and hinge. I get a few new ones here and there but 🙄

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So Microsoft1, LOL 😂 objectively it seems like you’re the person with the ego and interesting flex attempt … and also a chip on your shoulder.

I agree with MWE1 on this one, and you didn’t even know or listen to why she wouldn’t DM first anyway. Oh well, keep swiping MWE1!!

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Nooo, stop the mindless swiping, and leave a comment! I swear I get a bunch of matches but almost no one responds anymore. 🥺

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I promise I do!!!! I’ve got nothing but time to be coming up with my best lines

What up fellow quarantiner

On youtube I like the channel JCS Crime Psychology and I like the crime junkie podcast. Both are 🔥

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Why only hinge ? Diversify OP

Bumble is still fine! tinder 🤡

Hello it me! Also quarantined

Cheers to us my friend

Why is 34 your cutoff?

To be entirely honest

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🙋 quarantining

I’m not too sure based on changing guidelines esp around light Omicron cases for triple vaxxed people. I’m getting a test in the AM and guess will go from there.

What city are you in !?

Lol doing the same thing for women in the dmv area

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