Anybody want to bring me to the Slalom Denver party last minute?

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I am male if that matters.

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What’s your angle

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Just walk up to anyone and say, “hi, I love my future” and you should be golden.

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What hotel? I used to work there and would be fun to crash

I’m in Denver now. Details? 👀

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Do you cringe when you see your old posts sometimes?

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Bajaj Finserv or DXC Technology which one is better to join?

Location:-

Bajaj---Banglore

DXC---Hydrabad

Package same for both but Bajaj include 25 % variable.

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Hi Fishes,

Looking for a job in Oracle Fusion Functional role. YOE- 9

LWD- Nov 7

Please let me know of any opportunities

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Is there any way to paste slides from one deck to another with out bringing in the corresponding slide master.

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Left KPMG last year and still haven’t received my W-2 form yet. Does anyone know where to get this info?

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Anyone taken the CFE or CIA? Feedback is appreciated with respect to review courses and prep time. Thanks.

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Was laid off in Sept. Unfortunately we will be seeing many more coming. It's what happens in a recession. Unfortunately I now also have my age against me. Not in a mentally good place at the moment.

Is the Schwab AMEX Platinum a Charge Card or a Credit Card? I can’t for the life of me find a definitive answer online.

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Hi, I am new to investing, i am looking for mutual funds where i can have a long term investment. I and ready to invest 10k per month in SIP's split accross multiple funds. Can someone provide me suggestions

Hi IBMers,
Do we need to mandatorily submit the rental agreement, rental proofs and landlord's PAN to claim HRA for any amount?
Please help me with your suggestions. Thanks in advance 😊

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I'm working on a Fintech startup related to commercial banking pricing. We would like to do some "expert interviews" with current RMs (we would compensate your time.) We want to better understand the friction points when it comes to price C&I or CRE loans. Please DM me if you are interested.

We are not looking for any private information, but more anecdotal evidence of issues that can be improved.

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These are my favorite clients by far.

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Any business analyst data analytics opening in Philips?? Please let me know.8.2 YOE.i want to join product company. Feb 23rd lwd..suggest

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Hi Fishes, As the recession is coming. I am really worried that I switch or not. I have got an offer from Here Technologies. Can anyone please suggest what should I do? I have 1.7 YOE in Android/Java application development with some devops experience as well. The last working for TCS is mostly in the last week of December. I am new in the IT industry but have worked on upwork as a freelancer during my college.

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What’s your utilization right now?

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I received a TS/SCI job offer upon which I turned down for personal reasons. However, I'd completed a full-scope polygraph in the process and was wondering if I'm eligible for federal contracting roles. Does anybody know how I can determine my clearance status?

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Anyone coming to NY this weekend? Looks like it will be rainy

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Hope everyone has a great Friday!

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If you're looking for something to watch, check out Wendell & Wild on Netflix! Beautiful stop motion animation.

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I work part time for a startup for equity and am attending an event on behalf of the startup. I’ve only been here a few months and asked multiple times to have a prep meeting with my boss. He instead sent me a 15 page document outlining 40 questions I should be able to answer the day before the event.
I’m so incredibly stressed as I don’t want to show up unprepared and make myself look bad. Idk how to make light of this situation at this point

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Rough out here.

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At a happy hour and my boss just told me she wants me. Currently in an Uber going back to her place. AMA

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I can't stop reading BLM news and checking covid counts everyday. It's gotten to the point where I'm struggling to do my work because why does it even matter? The US is a dumpster fire and people are too busy blaming the other side to actually fix anything or listen and learn.

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Her loss 🔥🔥🔥

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Just gamed with some guys (freshmen and sophmore). I am almost 30 and they remind me of those old days. Miss those fun and young friendships. All my friends married and have kids now.

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Confession: The only in-law that I had a great relationship with passed away unexpectedly. The two remaining in-laws were on thin ice with me prior due to years of drama, nagging, and disgusting display of wealth. I believe their demand of money and general assholish behavior drove in law to his death. I love my S.O. but I can’t deal with the drama anymore.

I want to have a family and a future that is drama-free and full of love and don’t want to surround myself with negativity.

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After ~20-30 min on a call, I stop paying attention.

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Is it bad luck to pawn a promise ring?

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Ladies, what's the funniest pickup line you ever be approached with?

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Would you end things with someone because their diet is very different from yours?

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Really sucks how unfair life can be

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Do you follow any co-workers on social media? Why, or why not?

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My generation is really f#cked up. It's impossible to save any money. And it's not that I don't want to. Is simply because I can't do it, by the end of the month there is really not much left. I'm exhausted of working to just pay bills 😔 Sometimes I wonder if those people that quit everything to have a better life are really the smarts one.

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I still think one of the dumbest things about our society is that we distinguish women’s relationship status with Ms. vs Mrs., but men are all Mr… When are we going to stop defining women by marriage?

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Early 30s M here. Used to be really good on stage until I got a consulting job out of college.

I love consulting and have financial safety doing what I do today but I sure do miss the adulation, applause and life-energy the stage brought me. It was just…so adrenaline inducing.

No, career pivot is not an option. Prepping myself for a mid-life crisis in a few years. Already off all kinds of social media because it hurts to see all the mediocre people getting famous (Sorry for the hubris).

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Was on a call hungover and high today negotiating a $1.5M contract 😬

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We need a better a singles bowl

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