First day in office tomorrow after being a new remote joinee a year back. People are gonna be surprised at how fat I am. Lol

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I never thought being fat can be surprising. Anyway, that was funny. Congratulations and enjoy!

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Haha. Thanks!

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Same! Hahaha. The way I gained a lot of pounds in a span of one year is also beyond me. Good luck to us, buddy!

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Haha yeah. I also have a deceptively thin and long face compared to my body so will be fun to see my co-workers reaction. Lol

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This is so accurate. I can't with the online vs reality! Hahahah

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HAHAH I doubt that is true! Don't be too hard on yourself.

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LOL my coworkers were really surprised when they saw how short I was - I loved it

My tummy don't jiggle jiggle... It folds.

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