First it’s making sure no one finds out you hooked up with someone from the other team. Now it’s make sure she won’t kill you for incorrectly using someone’s pronouns.

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OP- This bowl is supposed to be about memes, let’s keep political propaganda off it

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I hear the experiment over at “the right stuff” is going super well.

But more seriously, I’d guess this is more a reaction to the rejection the experience when women don’t want to date them.

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I liked this better when it was the Incel/Excel misunderstanding “dates” meme

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I heard some folks have met their significant others on here. Spill and share - was it direct dm, did you see a pic first, was it like at first bowl comment??

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M here.

Anyone for catch up and explore good places evening or tomorrow?

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Hey guys,

This is an embarassing question to ask but every time I go on a date, guys keep pestering me how am I single and 34. I am too exhausted to answer it.

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Super appealing right?

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Don't forget to update your dating profiles for the holidays-

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Bengali Male here, single. Living in Pune.
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Tuesday well spent

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Do it, I dare you. 😑

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When your leadership team raves about work life balance at happy hours after 3 drinks in.

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Calm down! :))

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No longer the worst!

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Let that sink in 😂😂 ..🤓

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How I look after carrying all my personal belongings to the office, airport, and home every week

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Mcbee can you turn this car full of trash into a meme?

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Deloitte OP is an imposter 🐝

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Who is watching Obama’s commencement speeches today?

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While you still can...

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Hits a bit close to home

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The Deloitte Crew

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Future looks like flying in a conference room. Exactly who is participating and judging this nonsense.

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Kinda feel the same way when writing a business proposal, then defending it.

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When you want to capitalize on all the perks

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Oh my God 😂

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I’m a simple guy. I see Mc🐝. I upvote.

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Hope y’all got in before Trump started tweeting about Iran today lmao

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