french’s is crazy for this. bet they’re a fun client 🥹

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Kraft mayo literally had that same tagline two years ago…

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McCormick owns French’s so yeah, Kraft should call ‘em out.

Condiment Wars!

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This is super dated. For today it should be: “match your mustard freak with us” or something.

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How is this crazy? This is the opposite of crazy

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Maybe I’ve been broken down by my clients. They won’t let me do anything that has a whiff of cringe even if it’s actually funny.

Skibidi mustard rizz Ohio

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Now that would have been the correct copy

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For what? Promoting their product?

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Big Junior Copywriter hours

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That mustard has rizz

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