Scenerio: Its Friday. You're working on a crazy detailed RFP and you're so close to finishing the $$$ part and the office internet DIES. Do you:
A) tether to your phone and get 'it dun
B) go for beer

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Go to a bar. Ask to use the WiFi

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Just like go to a coffee shop? There’s other options if it really needs to get done lol

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A. otherwise the beer won’t taste good

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You get it done. Take the laptop to the coffee shop with free Wi-Fi. If you don't have a laptop, borrow one. Find a zip drive and take the file off your computer. A beer is just admitting defeat and you'll hate yourself in the morning.

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Open a beer while you tether? #both

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Get it done!!

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Scenerio: obviously beer happened already

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This happens a lot in my office because we have to use a client’s internet...and it’s the actual worst. I hit spot my phone and move on.

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Duh. Light a joint and sip a cold brew...

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Get it done and off your back for the rest of the weekend! Your future self will thank you and wake up feeling so good tomorrow!

Spot the phone and expense the extra data.

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