The Capital One spot w Taylor Swift. Who is responsible for that? Why wasn’t it funnier? What happened?
You know when apps tell you to write why you’re the perfect candidate? How do you say you’re talented and have dreamt of working there your whole life without sounding Taylor Swift faux-earnest?
Wonder if my uber drivers are profiling me when they play T Swift on my Monday commute from Brooklyn 💁🏼♀️ they’re on the mark though
Selling 2 tickets to Taylor Swift on Fri 6/1 at Soldier Field. Tickets are on the field in Section Y. Selling $150 each, below face value. Send a note if interested in buying, email@example.com!