Funniest comment today: met a new colleague and she said: you are really corporate but in a nice way, I can see why they hired you🧐

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Nice save by the lady

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Once had a client tell me “This is great! Much better than what we expected from consultants like you”.

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Wow… didn’t know that being thick skinned is one skill we needed 🥲

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Such a wonderful lady. I remember when I received a similar comment. And they said kindness is dead. She sounds like a keeper, keep her happy friend.

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My co worker was politely hitting on me. I’m telling you. The signs were there.

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😬

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Man, I'm sorry to hear that.

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“I like your corporate mask. It’s nice”

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