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Welcome. This is not really the place for intros, we like to laugh at stupid people.

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Find your name tag, grab a coffee, and take a seat, the meeting is about to start.

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Share your last LinkedIn post and we’ll tell you if you belong here 😂

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Welcome, you’ll hate it here, and lose hope in humanity.

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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Nice try Accenture.

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I woke up today tired.

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I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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