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Guys such things happen when u r on the bench and tensed!! Be easy on him

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Thanks for understanding

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Bro living according to Maya sabhyata calander which has 20 months

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Maya shabhyata🤣

Are you from the future? Today's date is 10/10/2024 and you have been on the bench since 25/10/2024 😂🌏

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Bhai chalo mana tumne 25/10/2024 ko 25/20/2024 likh diya lekin iss date ko bhi aane m 15 din h aaj ki date ki hisab se.

Sach btana konsa maal fooke ho

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Sendha namak ka lg rha mujhe

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first write date properly ,because not able to understand from how many months u r on bench,25/20/2024 kya hota hai

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Thats also in futher

You can't expect a positive response from the people when the question itself is funny 😅

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I actually thought I mentioned 25/09/2024

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😂😂😂

Author is not in bench, he is in confusion. Don't even know how to mention the date properly even he mentioned the wrong one many times.
He is not even in bench for 1 month and asking here for early release so funny.

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If u are on the bench yes you can get an early release...talk with bench manager and HR

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Will they deduct any salary in f&f settlement if we ask early release and they approve??

It's 25/10/2024.

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Patience

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Get some sleep

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I don't know when the bench guys have this much work pressure😜

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That guy is living in future.

Buddy ask question properly today's date is 10/10/2024 and u r saying 25/10/2024 how's it possible?

And he is asking no funny comments that's the really funny thing.

Now I realised I mentioned mistakenly 25/10/2024

Then it's hardly 15 days why u r so worrying ask your manager about this.

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Are you not getting any other projects?
How is the bench policy and job security?

3 to 4 interviews from which companies, please mention. I'm serving notice so it'll help me.. thanks in advance

bhai, mujhe bhi ye wala nasha karna hai.. kahan mil rha hai bro esa maal 😂😇

Sendha namak ka nasha h yeh

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