Hi Sharks,

I have 3+ years of experience in office politics. Please let me know if there is any suitable role available for me.

Skills :
Credit Stealing
Information Holding
Gossiping
Back Bitching


*Pun intended

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Exactly you are still offering 😸

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Market Always open for u

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Come to Deloitte and become a professional. Good growth, bonus, favoritism from leadership is guaranteed.

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