"Hi this is Dave, who else is on the line?"

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I'm working on something yuuge with my man corbat, get your fat white ass outta here Dimon. Also, I was just honeydicking you on that treasury position.

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"This is the big D trump, get the fuck outta my line, you're fired."

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"Hello Dave. My name is HAL 9000. You're looking well today"

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Sup beaches, who else do we have on the line? Brb going to bathroom. If anybody from Paul Weiss joins please tell them to go away.

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Wth are you doing in Citi, big D?

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I work in a small company. My small sales team is amazing, I’m the first SDR, super happy with my managers and learning a lot.
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Any recommendations for best recruiters for technical PM/product jobs in NYC?

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How is Wipro Digital Operations & Platform team? Role- Product Manager.

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Looking forward to upward feedback.

Hello, in need for some guidance/mentoring as I plan the next phase of my career. I have been in data analytics field (have a masters as well) for 7 years now and thinking of pivoting towards tech product management. Anyone here who has been on similar path? Any advice on how to start the PM career (any book or course suggestions?) or how can I make use of my experience in data field?

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Hi. In hawaii, how much do clinical operations manager in the ICU make??

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I’m expecting an offer from Exabeam tomorrow’s thought on the company; product &/or culture? TY in advance!

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Anyone volunteering with the upcoming CFE exam this week?

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What’s the word on Colle Mcvoy these days?

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Have I just had bad luck with the companies I've been at or is it like this everywhere? I've had 7 managers in my 4 years of experience, 3 in one year at my first position (which is why I left) and now 4 at the 2nd company in 3 years. There has been a mix of people leaving and people getting fired but the instability feels extreme.

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Hello folks,
I am looking for referral
role : Salesforce developer
YOe : 1 yr 10 months
Location: mumbai or Pune

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Any recruiters looking for juniors in NYC or Portland?

Apologies if this isn’t the appropriate setting to ask, but are there any Hindu Temples near River North? Just moved here and haven’t found any nearby. Thank you!

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Currently in the final stages of interviews for an Analyst position at Slalom, and i'm scheduled for a final Zoom call with a technology MD. Any advice?

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Ladies, need some advice. I am in Scrum Master role for tech team that is more senior engineers and architects. Feeling very out of the loop as I am not involved in all the discussions and then asked for progress on items from leaders and that am I not aware of..
the team gets Ad hoc requests so new items come up after that stand up and SM/ M will ping folks directly. Feeling like I have become an assistant who updates tickets and books meetings..

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If your brand has decided NOT to go dark on social, are you shifting strategy at all or repurposing assets? Or, is your client continuing to expect everything as if it’s business as usual?

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I m a MBA graduate in marketing with 8months experience in banking sector. Looking for a suitable job. If anyone can refer me in any reputated company, It would be helpful thanks in advance
Mukunthan M

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I've got a ~$5k credit card account that was charged off and sold to a collections company. Aside from that, I have law school debt and about $1500 on a credit card I'm paying off by the end of the year. My credit rating is "good".

Is there any value to negotiating with the collections company? Is there a way to get the charge-off off my credit report prior to the seven-year timeline?

Any insights on how it is to work at Eisai?
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Anyone have insight on the FIG culture at JPM? Heard it’s not ideal but curious

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I get modeling a monthly income statement - how common is it to model out a monthly balance sheet / statement of cash flow? My annual balances but I am having a ton of trouble with my monthly CFS and balance sheet.. want to know if I will be yelled at for having a monthly (and annual) income statement and a yearly balance sheet and cfs

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Has anyone here ever successfully complained about the performance rating and bonus their MD gave them at the end of the year? What's the best way of going about it without killing your career?

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Thoughts on CAIA? Difficulty, hours studied, study tips, overall experiences, etc.? I’ll be sitting for Level 1 in September. Currently work in the fund of funds space - moving over to my firm’s hedge fund research team soon so CAIA seemed like a perfect way to get knowledge in the area beforehand. I’m almost one year out of undergrad (econ background) so a lot of the CAIA content is new to me

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At what yearly income does money just become a number (without having a noticeable effect on your life)?

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Im thinking of taking up MBA soon.. or should I focus on gaining other Finance certifications and leaning new language instead?

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Am i correct OR I am worrying unnecessarily.

Recently joined Amex as Product Mngr. Drivin my prodct based on KR from scratch to launch. BUT I see absolutely zero growth for product ppl in amex.

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Any good leadership books?

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An extreme conclusion is that we can simply switch to US large cap equities as the core holdings in our equities portfolio. Yes/no?

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Serious question: how does one become good at building decks? Any tips aside from building 1000? Can code all day nbd but give me one deck and I️ enter a dark void reciting Emily Dickinson

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Why is taking a sabbatical career suicide? I think it would do us all some good. Travel, experience the world, come back refreshed and revived. What's so wrong with that?

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Any experience with Compliance Officer roles for Regulatory Transaction Reporting according to MiFID II, FATCA/QI?

My current role in Reg reporting is about capital adequacy, Liquidity, Large exposure etc. which are strategic roles close to the CFO. Is a MiFID II job more of a "busy work" kind of role where you need to review individual transactions monotonously and continously, need to be constantly available for support, losing the big picture?

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Why did y'all get into finance? I did it because my family is involved in the field

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Does everyone in high finance work round the clock? Especially analysts and associates? How do you prevent burnout?

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How old were you when your base salary cracked $150K? Just curious

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Has anyone written CAIA and found it to be useful? I'm not planning to move into portfolio management but would like to learn about alternative assets more. Company will pay for me to write it

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Citi just hired Nick Manning as head of CIB - what do you guys think? Good move?

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Help! What's the best online CFP course?

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