"Hi this is Dave, who else is on the line?"

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I'm working on something yuuge with my man corbat, get your fat white ass outta here Dimon. Also, I was just honeydicking you on that treasury position.

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"This is the big D trump, get the fuck outta my line, you're fired."

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"Hello Dave. My name is HAL 9000. You're looking well today"

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Sup beaches, who else do we have on the line? Brb going to bathroom. If anybody from Paul Weiss joins please tell them to go away.

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Wth are you doing in Citi, big D?

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