🔥 Hot take: What’s one thing you can do at work that AI will never replace? Let us know in the comments!

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Clog the office toilet

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Motivational free bagels have the opposite effect. Won’t see that bathroom in days…

Nice try, AI.

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Being able to figure out the actual risks for producing some ideas. The SAG-AFTRA contract is 300 pages. And they haven’t actually published even a digital copy in years. So AI will struggle with a piecemeal contract that isn’t black and white. And that’s on the talent end. There are also risks on the BA end that it needs more human thought to be able to figure out what we can and can’t do.

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ai can’t reheat broccoli in the office microwave.

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AI can't sit down with a client and get a clear understanding of their needs and wants and then craft a unique strategy to fulfill these needs.

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I think there are some AIs that may argue that point...

Cry in the bathroom

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Cry right now.

Unload the dishwasher

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Read the room

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crash out

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Hide the good snacks so they don’t all get eaten immediately.

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Farting at their desk and trying to cover it up by coughing.

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Ignore timesheets.

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Get an MBA.

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be the Personality Hire

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Same thing I do now. Come up with ideas. AI will never come up with one.

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Hook up with the CD

It depends. Are there cameras in the bathroom?

Put new toner in the printer? Waste an afternoon then pub? (actually, that's never a waste of time). Set off the fire alarm to get out of a presentation? Not so clever now, are you AI?!

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