How do you describe innovation milestones in your career without dating yourself? To me describing technology firsts sounds like, "...and then I said, what if we slice the bread before we sell it?"

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I’ve stopped pretending that I’m not old and now add 15 years to my age when asked. I constantly get told how amazing I look for 74

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Go for it. You look incredible

I just keep “invented fire” OFF my resume.

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Can you focus more on the result rather than the (now dated) innovation that led to it?

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